Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Unhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn’t Flush the Toilet
This guy puts the "oops" in "poops."
Parents Discover 28-Year-Old Son Isn’t Theirs Because He’s Too Good Looking
He's definitely not a chip off the old block.
This Man Got Busted Having Sex With a Donkey
This guy wanted a piece of ass.
Low-Maintenance Girl Is Just Waaaay Too Chill
You say you don't want to date a girl who's high maintenance? Be careful what you wish for.
These Are the Dumbest Things You Can Possibly Say on a Date
Wanna woo your potential Miss Right (or Miss Right Now)? Then, don't let these words pass your lips.
What’s 2018’s Biggest Party School in America? The Answer Is (Big) Easy.
Not that it needs it, but this college has another reason to celebrate.
Angry Bride Fires Gun at Groom, Proves She’s All Class
Now, this is a shotgun wedding.
Steve Bartman Gets Cubs’ World Series Ring — Does He Deserve It? [POLL]
One of the most controversial figures in baseball history is getting some bling.
An Angry Chris Christie Gets in Heckler’s Face at Cubs Game
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is taking his brand on confrontation to the ol' ballgame.
Naked Man Steals Multiple Beers in Ice Cold Cooler Theft
This thirsty fella went from the cooler to, well, the cooler.
Up Your Trash Talking Game With the Best Non-Cursing Insults
It's things like this that make us glad the Internet is in our lives.
A thread on Reddit asked people to share their best non-swearing insult. If you're in the market for something to shut down someone in your life who has angered, annoyed, or frustrated you, you'd be wise to have some of these at the ready...
Arrested Man Strips Naked and Does What With His Poop?
These police officers have been to smell and back.