Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Brazen Thief Flees With $200 Python Shoved Down His Pants
This dude has a long snake in his pants. And, no, that's not a euphemism.
Is Sean McVay, 30, Too Young to Be an NFL Head Coach? [POLL]
The Los Angeles Rams have redefined the term "youth movement" with their choice for head coach.
This Whip-Smart Dog Is Totally Toilet Trained
This pooch is way beyond fetch.
Woman Smuggles Boyfriend Out of Prison in Suitcase — With the Results You’d Expect
This devious lady tried to send her lover packing.
This Is Why Jumping Subway Tracks Is a Terrible Idea
In the pantheon of bad ideas, this is right near the top.
Cat Is Hissin’ Livid When Shiny New (Fake) Kitty Moves In
This feline's got a bad cat-itude.
Guy Spends 9 Excruciating Hours Finding the End of Excel Spreadsheet
"Let's get to the bottom of this" has never been quite so literal.
This Old Woman Eats 4 Pounds of Sand a Day, Is the Picture of Health
Sandbox, meet lunchbox.
Here’s Why Stepping on Legos Hurts Like No Pain a Human Should Have to Endure
There's agony and then there's what happens when your foot makes contact with a Lego.
Patriots or Cowboys — Whose Fans Are More Obnoxious? [POLL]
Two of the NFL's most polarizing teams are favorites to make it to the Super Bowl. And that may drive fans of other teams berserk.
Beer Made to Drink in the Shower Is an Alcoholic Dream Come True
Clean and sober? One out of two ain't bad.
‘Sandlot’ Kittens Rescued After Being Abandoned in Snow
A horrific act may wind up having a Hollywood ending.