Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Man Quits Job, Destroys Phone and Computer in Airport Meltdown for the Ages
This guy may be in management, but he really ought to be in anger management.
Man Goes on Nerf Gun-Shooting Rampage After Chicken McNugget Snafu
Man, people sure do some crazy things when it comes to Chicken McNuggets.
Don’t Use This Historically Lame Reason for Speeding One Silly Driver Did
This speeding driver tried to pull a fast one.
What the…? Woman, 70, Busted for Being a Prostitute
This senior arrested for prostitution puts the "walker" in "street walker."
Ever Wonder What $20 Million Stuffed in a Mattress Looks Like?
And you thought you came out ahead that time you found a quarter between the couch cushions.
John Elway-Loving Cabbie Stunned to Find QB in His Car
The man who authored The Drive was on the receiving end of another memorable one.
Joker Will Pay the Price for Devouring Live Goldfish
There are animal rights and there are animal wrongs.
Patriots or Falcons — Who Will Win Super Bowl 51? [POLL]
The New England Patriots are back in familiar territory, while the Atlanta Falcons are in relatively uncharted waters.
Grumpy Man Inserts Himself Into Those Terrible Chevy ‘Real People’ Commercials
America may be a divided place right now, but we can all agree this guy is doing his part to bring us together.
Bored Guy Clicks His Mouse 1 Million Times for Some Reason, We Guess
Too much time on his hands?
Just a Thirsty Pig Pounding Beers Like a Total Slob
This swine *may* have a drinking problem.
In the Battle of Sleep Versus Cute Dog, Cute Dog Loses Big Time
Hey, we've all been there.