Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Valentine’s Day-Challenged Husband Sends Flowers…To the Dog
This hubby has got his work cut out for him if he plans to win back his wife's love.
Crackhead Who Set Himself on Fire and Casually Strolls Down the Street Is the Ultimate ‘Ju…
When this guy got lit, he really got lit.
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Milk and cookies? How about beer and cookies?
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This guy's Super Bowl plans are set. Forever.
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Only a dope would do this.
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The crown jewel of the NFL season is when you see some really wacky wagers.
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Even Patriots haters may have to give this a thumbs up.
Saudi Prince Buys Plane Seats for 80 Falcons Because, Umm, Why?
The Atlanta Falcons aren't the only birds flying high.
Woman Survives the Ol’ Snake Stuck in the Earlobe Conundrum We’ll All Never Experienced
Don't you hate when this happens? Probably not. Because you've probably never had this happen.
Man Leaves Casino, Robs Bank, Returns to Gamble, Is a Moron
Perhaps the only thing this guy is worse at than gambling is life.
America’s Highest Paying Jobs for 2017 Will Make You Want to Switch Careers ASAP
They say you should do what you love, but, come on, we all want to make some serious bank, don't we?