Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
These #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter Tweets Are Right on the Money
So, you're thinking of joining Twitter, are you? Well, here are some handy tips.
Distracted Kid on Bike Slams Into Wall While Reading Strip Club Ad
Always keep your eyes on the road.
The Most Outlandish #ThingsILearnedFromCartoons Tweets
Cartoons -- they provide entertainment and important life lessons.
Most Emotional NFL Draft Moments Bring Some Hard-Hitting Tears
The NFL Draft -- where dreams come true, soon-to-be millionaires are made and mammoth 20-something athletes bawl like babies.
The Ol’ Eel in the Anus Fix Does Not Solve Constipation
This must've eel-y hurt.
Smitten Girl Sends Powerpoint to Crush About Why He Should Date Her. She’s Still Single.
When it comes to using technology to find love, maybe stop at Tinder, huh?
Twitter’s Reaction to Aaron Hernandez Death Is Extraordinarily Mixed
How, exactly, do you categorize the death of former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez?
Watch Team Pull Off Triple Play That You Almost Never See
This is not your garden variety triple play.
Man Arrested for Dropping an F-Bomb in Front of Old Lady
The guy is looking at a punishment much worse than having his mouth washed out with soap.
Drug-Sniffing Lizard Is on the Case…Or Is It?
Drug-sniffing dogs are so yesterday.
Woman Inexplicably Gets Her Hand Stuck in Her Toilet
This woman was plum(ber) out of luck.
Teen’s Quest for Free Wendy’s Chicken Nuggets May Break Twitter
The Internet is here to help make sure this kid keeps his stomach -- and his wallet -- full.