Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Airline Pilot Has Sweet Gift for His One Millionth Passenger
A happy story about flying. Yeah, we're shocked, too.
Wanna Steal Your Final Exam? Don’t Do What These Boneheads Did
We can't even give these guys an "A" for effort.
Slightly Off-Kilter Teen Tries to Burn Down 43-Year-Old Boyfriend’s House
Well, here's the case against dating a younger woman.
Don’t You Just Hate When the Minister Vomits in the Middle of Your Wedding Vows?
"I do" met "I spew."
Alcoholics, Rejoice — The 1,000-Pack of Beer Has Arrived
There's buying in bulk and then there's this.
Watch Kicker Casually Drill an 81-Yard Field Goal
No matter where Eddy Pineiro's team is on the field, it's in field goal range.
How Do You Hit a Home Run and Get Tagged Out? Watch This Crazy Play and Find Out
There's a reason that say, "Touch 'em all."
World’s Saddest Hooker Offers Sex for Chicken McNuggets
McNuggets have met McLovin'.
Behold the Mind-Boggling Things That Happen in One Minute
Sixty seconds. A quick period of time or an endless eternity, depending on your point of view.
This Screaming-Sounding Vacuum May Be Terrified of Itself
This is the most unusual thing about a vacuum since the decision to spell it with two consecutive u's.
Fitness-Mad Robber Stretches Before Knocking Over Dunkin’ Donuts
You gotta be in shape if you're gonna be on the run.
$425 Jeans With Fake Mud Are an Utter Abomination of Taste
Fashion statement meets bank statement.