Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Frustrated Nationals Fan Blames His Death on Team’s Struggling Bullpen
Talk about being a die-hard fan.
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Beauty is win deep.
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This gorilla is all monkey business. And the Internet loves it.
MMA Fighter Needs Only 4 Seconds to Knock Out Overmatched Opponent
In the time it takes you to read this, an MMA fighter started and finished a fight.
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There are cool moms and then there's this lady.
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This punishment definitely fits the crime.
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Talk about being backed up.
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This fake drug dealer is working for a "high"-er authority.
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What's in a name?