Chris Illuminati
Niki Dalessio — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Niki Dalessio is a dancer, choreographer and actress who was the ‘East Coast Captain Morganette of the Year’ in 2011. She is a huge Philly sports fan who owns her own entertainment & promotional company.
Vanessa Paradis — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Vanessa Paradis is a French singer, model and actress who became a child star at 14 with a hit song named ‘Joe le taxi’ which translates into English as…prepare to be dazzled…’Joe The Taxi Driver.’ We didn’t even have to look that up! We know. ‘Le impressive.’
SuicideGirl of the Day — Ipsa [PICTURES]
Meet Ipsa, a SuicideGirl from the Czech Republic who loves making dreads, friends and finds happiness in chocolate.
Gina Carano — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Gina Carano is an actress, model, former ‘American Gladiator,’ and “the face of women’s MMA.” She is also the star of the new film ‘Haywire.’ Gina is the ‘crush’ today because never has a woman that could kick our keister in, looked so good.
Carla Marie Cressy — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Carla Marie Cressy is a model, actress and promo girl that has appeared in Nuts and Zoo magazines and has had roles in three feature films. She looks fantastic in knee high socks but we’re not sure if that’s listed on her resume. It should be. Probably under ‘Qualifications.’
SuicideGirl of the Day — Pia [PICTURES]
Meet Pia, a SuicideGirl that loves tea just as much as she loves weed. Although, she can’t live without weed.
Heather Knox — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Heather Knox, the Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for January, is our crush today for several reasons — she is gorgeous, intelligent and polite enough to agree to speak to anyone associated with this website.
Ashlee Adams — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Ashlee Adams was the 2011 Australian Penthouse Pet of the Year. She is a tattooed glamour model and self-proclaimed party-girl who loves “footy, Xbox and traveling.”
SuicideGirl of the Day — Osmoz [PICTURES]
Meet Osmoz, a SuicideGirl who lives in France, thinks reading in a coffeeshop is a good time and wants someone to make her laugh.
Briohny Smyth — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
The ‘Crush of the Day’ is typically famous actresses, models and people that make the cover of at least one gossip mag a month. Today’s crush, Briohy Smyth is sort-of an actress and is also kind of a model. She does appear on television and in ads. She is a yoga instructor with probably the hottest commercial for anything, ever. Ever.
Leah Francis — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Leah Francis is a UK glamour model that has appeared in Zoo and Nuts magazines.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Gunner [PICTURES]
Meet Gunner, a SuicideGirl who loves math, can’t live without hot sauce and spends her free time ‘being awesome.’