Chris Illuminati

Meet Squee, a SuicideGirl who is currently taking applications for a hero.

Ashley Mattingly, Playboy’s Miss March 2011 , grew up wild and fiercely independent. She has calmed down just a bit, but she still keeps her independent spirit.

Meet Acacia, a SuicideGirl who gets hot over pouty mouths, vintage automobiles and who can’t live without hair spray.

Shy’m is a French pop singer. Her debut album had four songs in the top 10 in France. Those are all fantastic resume builders for a young singer but we’re more interested in her fashion choices, especially her ensemble at the recent NRJ Music Awards in France.

Charlie Brooks is a model from Los Angeles, California that has appeared on Playboy TV and ‘Excused’ on MTV.

Meet Asio, a SuicideGirl who loves Coke, shopping and can’t live without panties.

Elizabeth Banks has appeared on ’30 Rock’ and in the movies ‘Role Models,’ ‘Wet Hot American Summer’ and ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno.’ She is our ‘crush’ today for not only being in a movie about making a porno, she once directed a porno. S…

Madeline Cole is a model and college student that just moved back to Ohio. She loves “cuddling, cooking and 80′s music.”

Meet Pilot, a SuicideGirl who hates casseroles almost as much as she hates mosquitoes.

Heidi Klum is the ‘Crush of the Day’ only because she was able to break away from the animal magnetism that is Seal. Sure, sure she is gorgeous, successful and her accent makes our the ‘runway’ in our pants ‘project’ out but the fact that she could let this walk o…

Imagine the most beautiful girls you’ve ever seen all hanging out in one group. The group exists and it’s called the HYPEGirls. Enjoy.

Meet Flux, a SuicideGirl who loves big, throbbing brains and doing deadlifts.