Andy Green
Giant Robo-Dog Roams The Streets of London [Video]
So, how hard would you crap your pants if you saw a giant robo-dog motorcycle thing coming towards you in a dark London alley? Atop the beast sits a fearsome marauding nerd of some kind. Yeah, it would definitely blow your mind. Well, get the tarp out, so no poor emergency personnel have to wipe your brain matter out of the carpet when your brain explodes from the glory and wonder of the GIANT ROB
WZZM Live Coverage of Fallen Officer Slot’s Funeral [Video]
WZZM is covering the funeral of fallen Officer Slot, who died in the line of duty tragically earlier this month. The live coverage is coming from Resurrection Life Church in Grandville. Our thoughts and prayers are with Officer Slot's family. Here's the planned precession route, everyone is encouraged to line the streets in honor of the fallen officer.
Rocktagon: Staind vs Chevelle
2 Songs Enter, ONE song leaves. Cast your vote and decide the fate of a song... while simultaneously letting us know what you think suckS!
Staind - Not Again
Chevelle - Face To The Floor
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Staind Talk Trial and Tribulation in Documentary ‘The Making of Staind’
Staind's Aaron Lewis and Mike Mushok let it be known that tension and added stress during the recording of their latest self titled album helped get them in the mood for a heavier sound. In an upcoming documentary called 'The Making of Staind,' they talk of hard times like having a band member quit halfway through the album and Aaron's time being chiseled away by his solo album and supporting to
Creepy Guy Licks Woman’s Knee and Face Against Her Will, Gets Arrested
When it comes to dealing with the ladies there are clearly defined do's and do nots. First and foremost you always want to be a gentleman. How exactly you define the term gentleman is up to you. One thing that a gentleman would do is help a lady up after she fell and scraped her knee. And something a gentleman would NOT do is lick her wound and then lick her face several times against her will. We
Renaissance Nerd Punishes Teenage Daughter With Vicious Armored Sword Beatdown
The common understanding up until this point in time regarding fans of renaissance fairs was that they rarely got laid and therefore never created offspring. Well, it turns out that some of them do find places to deposit their seed. At least one did anyway. And when his daughter went out of town without his permission he decided that her punishment should be to sword fight her old man until one of
Badass Chimpanzee Rides Bike Around London [Video]
Just when you get a little comfort in thinking that we are safe from the apes... you witness something that shatters your illusion. Chimpanzees can smoke cigarettes, they can shoot guns and now we are finding out that they are mobile. Sure, this chimp can only ride a bike at amazing speeds in the middle of busy London streets. But that is where it starts, next come go-carts and after that of cours
Woman Sues Vibrator Company After Horrifying Dildo Injury
A California woman is taking a company to court for an injury sustained while using their product. That of course is a situation that happens constantly within the American court system. What makes this case different is the fact that the company she is suing is a sex toy company and the product in question is a giant vibrating dildo...
Breaking News Regarding Shooting on I-96 from WZZM [Video]
Breaking news regarding the shots fired on I-96 from our partners at WZZM. A bank robbery in Ravenna that led to a chase on I-96 towards Plainfield has come to an end with two suspects in custody. Currently Westbound 96 at 8th avenue in Marne is closed and reports are coming through that an officer was killed after being struck by a vehicle...
Genius Child Cries for Iron Maiden [Video]
Every once in a while on our planet, there comes along a good egg. A person of whom you are sure is going to completely and utterly whoop life's ass. Well, welcome a leader among men and he's but a boy. A rage grows in his belly when denied the ultra-tunage of Iron Maiden because as he puts it "Iron Maiden make me happy!" Well kid... we feel the same friggin' way.
Scumbag Criminology: Criminals Who Were Basically Rewarded
The flaws in the legal system are more than just 'kinks'. Not only are thousands of people wrongly imprisoned across America, but just as many guilty individuals walk free as well. Sometimes, a suspect's blatant guilt is overlooked despite overwhelming evidence against him or her.
Pregnant Woman Runs Marathon… Then Gives Birth [Video]
Women are superior creatures to us, fellas. We just have to accept it at this point. They make sure our kids don't die or get seriously maimed. They shave parts of their bodies frequently for our enjoyment, while we sometimes lack the gusto to shave the pube-stash from our face. Oh, and there is that whole shooting a baby human out of their vaginas thing they have goin' on. Well, another woman jus