Andy Green
Rocktagon: 5FDP VS Falling in Reverse
2 Songs Enter, ONE song leaves. Cast your vote and decide the fate of a song... while simultaneously letting us know what you think suckS! Then Listen up at 8pm when the rocktagon challenge begins!
Five Finger Death Punch - Remember Everything
Falling in Reverse - I'm Not A Vampire
Falling in Reverse VS 5FDP
10 Unbelievable Sonography Stories (That Are Actually Real)
Recently, the hit show An American Horror Story utilized sonography as the tool to learn some really disturbing things. It's fictional but not all that far from the truth; a lot of weird and creepy things have been discovered with the use of sonography...
Winning Free Red Wings Tickets Will Unsuck Your Sunday
Red Wings games. They OWN... there isn't much we can say about the Wings that you haven't heard... so instead of that we have decided to violently hurl a free pair at your face! All you have to do to get smacked in the face by these tickets is bust out your cellphone and text WINGS to 86613.... ...
5 Of The Sexiest Things Ever Found By An X Ray Technician
The problem with sexiness is that it’s extremely relative (but not, we dearly hope, literally relative.) The slightest change in tone, glance, an unfortunate noise, and suddenly all that sexiness evaporates into awkwardness and frustration. Which makes going through an emergency room and the process of being bombarded with high-energy radiation the ultimate overkill for arousal.
Lemmy is Disappointed in Today’s Youth
When you think of an ideal mentor for your children... one name comes to mind. No, not that sad woman from "Super Nanny." Noone will set your offspring on a good path quite like Lemmy from Motorhead.
He tells the December Edition of Classic Rock Magazine what he thinks of this generation's love of rioting...
Joe is Dealt A Hefty Blow Courtesy of Massive Mocha [Videos]
Producer Joe has probably one of the most glamorous jobs in all of show business. He works everyday with Free Beer and Hot Wings and gets to experience amazing things on a daily basis. He even gets to meet exotic women. None more exotic that the tantalizing Massive Mocha. She showed her love for Joe by trying her best to cave in his chest and completely destroy his organs. He even made Dean from W
The 5 Most Kick-Ass Paralegals
Being a paralegal in just about any minor or major law firm is usually a very thankless but important task in the legal world. Without them, high priced attorneys and lawyers would be living under mountains of loose, unorganized paperwork and accidentally calling their clients by their wrong names, probably just after they’ve taken the witness stand...
Get Your Grub On During Restaurant Week
Ready for the dining experience of a lifetime? Restaurant Week Grand Rapids 2011 is gearing up to be even bigger than last year! From Thursday, November 3 through Sunday, November 13 you will be able to taste your way around Greater Grand Rapids and enjoy creative 3-course menus at one of two prices: Some restaurants are offering Creative 3-courses for $25 while others are offering a 2 for $25 men
Free Beer Finds Out The Sex of His Baby Via Gender Cake [Video]
Free Beer went through the proper steps to impregnate his wife and up until last Friday he had not an inkling of a clue as to the sex of his spawn. They opted to go with the ole' gender cake to let Free Beer in on exactly what flavor of baby he would be living with... and here is the video.
10 Year Old Pulls Actual Gun on Woman Who Joked About Stealing His Candy
We truly live in strange times. Our age is also a dangerous one. You've got babies havin' babies. There is weird internet depravity running rampant. Children are having to adapt to this bizarre era of ours and some are flat out preparing for war... especially when it comes to their halloween candy.
Rocktagon: Disturbed VS. Theory of A Deadman
2 Songs Enter, ONE song leaves. Cast your vote and decide the fate of a song... while simultaneously letting us know what you think suckS!
Disturbed - Hell
Theory of a Deadman - The Bitch Came Back
Disturbed or Theory of A Deadman
Meet Tony, He’s 15 and Can Shred The Guitar… OH and He’s Completely Blind [Video]
Meet Tony. He's your average 15 year old. He leads the life of every other ninth grader on the planet. He can do things to a guitar that NO other 15 year old can... OH and he's completely blind. Please check out his band I Among Giants and support this phenomenally talented guy!