Andy Green
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Got What It Takes To Write For WGRD.COM?
WGRD.COM is currently looking for writers to join our staff. We seek intelligent local people with experience in WordPress, solid grasp of AP style writing and an excellent written voice. Do you already blog regularly? Are you funny? Do you know EVERYTHING that is going on in the music world? Well, this is the gig for you
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Meet The Future’s Next Terrifying Dictator [Video]
Hitler, Musolini and Kim Jong Il are among the most evil, terrifying and powerful dictators on the planet. All of them are also dead so other than those amateur terrorists, we really don't have anyone evil and powerful enough to fill their shoes... until now! This kid controls a crowd with his tiny little iron fists like nobody's business. BEHOLD! The future's next terrifying leader!
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How To Wash A Car Like A Man [Video] (Sponsored Post)
There are several different ways to wash the dirt off of a vehicle. You can have about six to eight bikini clad vixens wash your car. You can take it through a drive-thru carwash. OR you can wash a car like a man
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Party With Motley Crue in Sin City
This Feb. 3 - 19, Motley Crue will rock a 12-show marathon at the legendary Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. We're giving you the chance to fly out to see the show for yourself - and meet the band!
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WGRD 2011 Top Ten Posts
Let's take a look back at some of the greatest posts WGRD hath brought down with great awesomeness. It's our best content of 2011. Happy Fu**in New Year from all of your sick twisted friends here at WGRD! Even more weirdness to come in 2012!
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Your Mom Doesn’t Drum Like This Mom [Video]
There are moms and then there are moms who kick serious ass. This mom is the latter. She can pound a set of drums like nobody's business. This makes us want to see an entire band made up of moms... like a death-metal band
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Drunk Guy’s Epic Quest To Walk Up A Hill [Video]
We've all had those nights where alcohol gives the Earth that extra spinning effect. Well, this guy is havin' one of those experiences. Gravity is not his friend and his journey to wherever it is that he is headed is being seriously stifled by his drunk. Will the man be able to walk up the hill? We may never know, but we do know that inexplicably putting Evanescence in as his soundtrack is freaking perfect!
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Moron Boasts Robbery on Facebook, Gets Arrested
Our time is one in our planet's history that has given us just a tiny glimpse into exactly how dumb we are as a society. The social media giant Facebook has given every single idiot on the face of the Earth a place to say whatever the hell they want
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Don’t Forget Festivus The Costanza Celebrated Holiday From Seinfeld [Video]
Festivus... who can forget about this timeless Costanza holiday. The Feats of Strength... and all that goodness! Behold the wonder! And for the record Festivus totally kicks the ass of Christmas.
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Producer Joe’s Early Christmas Challenge [Video]
Producer Joe was so excited about Christmas that there was absolutely no way he was gonna be able to wait until December 25th. So, Free Beer and Hot Wings sent him out to open some gifts early. He busted into a hotel and proceeded to rip open gifts while wearing pajamas with footies. Behold the wonder and grace of Producer Joe's Early Christmas Challenge!
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Man Eats Cocaine Out of Brother’s Ass, Dies
Every day the staff of WGRD wakes up... does karate moves--then hits the internet to see what kind of weirdness she will bestow upon us. Well, this evening friends and comrades... we have a winner. The most WTF headline of the year has happened on this day and this may usher in an entire new era of consciousness. The headline read "Man Eats Cocaine Out of Brother's Butt, Dies." That's right a man has eaten cocaine out of his own brother's ass.
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In Russia, Morning Commute Separates Men From Boys [Video]
Editor's Note: This post is meant to be read in a very thick Russian accent.
In Russia, girly-men take to roadways and play it safe like little baby. Real men get behind wheel and realize you have to be badass in order to make it to work at sadness factory every morning. Too many people drive with heart. When really you are supposed to drive with balls. Not literally, is very dangerous to steer with your scrotum. Either way this man stare at Death's face... and come out laughing like giggly school child.