The victims of crime can be found in all walks of life. There are folks who fall victim to a street-side mugging. Some poor bastards get robbed at gunpoint while working at a convenience store. And certain people fall victim to the most dastardly of all the criminal factions... nut rustlers.
There are all kinds of different techniques when it comes to bowling. You could use the Fred Flinstone twinkle-toes approach. You could also go granny-style. These kids have a brand new technique that is taking the bowling world by storm... it doesn't have an official name... so we have decided to name it the wheel-barrel. It takes years to master.
Bowling is a true art form. You need the grace of a dancer, the agility of a ninja and of course the ability to fly through the air in an almost weightless nature... wait! What? Luckily, this guy has all of those necessary components in the bag. He forgot a very necessary step in the bowling process... LET GO OF THE BALL!
Certain people are born with gifts. These gifts come in all kinds of varieties. There are those who have the gift of gab, while others are amazing at arts and crafts. This kid, however, was born to do one thing... KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT ARCADE BASKETBALL. Sure, it's not a very applicable skill for today's work environment and it certainly doesn't help with any of our world's issues... but at least it.. uh.. could get him laid? No, no it definitely won't do that.
Josh Blanchard had a dream from a very young age. That dream was to be the best bowler the entire universe had ever seen. He trained with the best and like a ninja refined his skills. He had no idea how far it would take him. Especially the day he became famous. No, it wasn't that perfect game he bowled... he will forever be remembered as the guy who slipped and fell on his ass like a clown. Behold the wonder!
Oh internet. Wilst thou deliver us some serious weirdness today? YEP! In the city of Hoquiam, WA, there was a criminal walking the streets. He was a supervillain of sorts. Like most supervillains he carried a weapon vastly different than a gun. No, it wasn't a giant freeze ray or a sword made of fire. Nope, this dude was carrying with him a dead weasel... well, a marten technically.
Birds are into stuff. They love flight. They are into migration. But we bet you didn't know they were all about some extreme sports! Turns out they are! This Russian crow loves to try out new tricks on his snowboard. This could have huge potential for the winter Olympics... although we aren't quite sure how to drug-test a bird.
Dogs have always been all about humping things. They love it. It's the only thing they love just as much is people food. Check out our friend here. He showed the lawn a good time, said the right things and decided it was time to take this relationship to the next level. Sure, the grass didn't exactly consent... but if ya ask us.. that s___ was asking for it!
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Hitler, Musolini and Kim Jong Il are among the most evil, terrifying and powerful dictators on the planet. All of them are also dead so other than those amateur terrorists, we really don't have anyone evil and powerful enough to fill their shoes... until now! This kid controls a crowd with his tiny little iron fists like nobody's business. BEHOLD! The future's next terrifying leader!
There are several different ways to wash the dirt off of a vehicle. You can have about six to eight bikini clad vixens wash your car. You can take it through a drive-thru carwash. OR you can wash a car like a man
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