On today's Segment 16, the guys relive this morning's bit on WZZM, where they began talking about sex, and then came up with a bunch of metaphors for sex, including hockey. Still not sure if they actually started talking about hockey for real, though...

There's a woman that has given birth to three pairs of twins in the last two years! Can you believe that? I know, right? Someone who DOESN'T have cable in this day and age?

These people need a hobby, other than banging.

So the guys begin to talk about how after twins, there's extra goalies at the net, preventing any more "scoring". This prompts Free Beer to exclaim that there hasn't been any hockey at home in a long time.

The metaphors get crazier from there...