Actual Police Report – Old Man McGumbus and His Tiger [Picture]
Newspapers still have their value in this digital age. How else would we get the daily police report? Well, Old Man McGumbus had an incident happen with a tiger. Ya see, Old Man McGumbus was a decorated WWII hand to hand combat instructor and in his later days retired to a place called Shelter Island. During his days here he came into possession of a tiger and had some issues with it.