Ok, here is one you don’t here about every day.   Picture yourself on an airplane, or on a bus, or a train.  Some sort of public mass transportation, were a bunch of strangers all get together and sit together quietly until they reach their destination.  Now picture this.  You're sitting on the train or the plane minding your own business, when the guy in front of you stands up, rips his girlfriends shorts down around her knees, drops his drawers, and starts.......

Making the intercourse to her right there!  Right there in front of everyone!   This happened last weekend!  For real!  The subway car was quietly on its usual Saturday afternoon route, a trip that normally took about 18 minutes from point A to point B.  But about 5 minutes into the journey, a 28 year old guy named James and his 24 year old girlfriend Krista both stood up, James spun Krista around and yanked down her pants, then dropped his own drawers and started making the sex with her right there in the middle of the Subway car!   And yes, the subway car was full of people!  At first everyone was shocked!  People started gasping, and screaming and pointing!   But here comes the funny part…..after a couple of minutes, some of the passengers started cheering them on!   And by the time the subway car reached its destination about 15 minutes later, everyone on the subway car was cheering!   They were chanting ‘ Go! Go! Go!......Go! Go!  Go!”   (remember this happened in Austria, they’re not so up tight about the sex over there)
And when this guy James finished, right before the subway car reached its destination, everyone gave him and Krista a standing ovation!   Hahahaha!   Unfortunately both James and Krista were arrested, and as it turns out James and Krista were not boyfriend and girlfriend after all, they were porno actors and they were filming a ‘reality’ type porno movie about people that have the sex in public!   Authorities said that James and Krista were both very cooperative during their arrests, and one officer even released a statement saying  “man, that Krista chick is hot as balls!  If no one was around I would have let her off with a warning for sure!  After I nailed her myself!”   I like that cops style, I would have let her off too if I was a cop.
Too bad we don’t have a subway here in West Michigan were they routinely filmed random public sex porno movies, cuz if we did, it would be the most popular mode of transportation in town!

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