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A Smokin Hot Bikini Chick With Awesome Fake Boobs Got Impaled By A Beach Umbrella!

Any of you guys enjoy any good beach time last summer?  I’m sure at least a few of you did……any of you guys get impaled by a beach umbrella last summer?  Haha….yea, probably not……but I know one chick who did…..and it wasn’t pretty…..I’ll tell you all about the chick who last summer, was a smoking hot sun bathing bikini chick one minute, and had a freakin beach umbrella stickin out of her stomach the next minute…..

And check this one out man……23 year chick was takin in a little beach time at a Maryland Beach last summer…..(and for the sake of the story, can we say that she was a smoking hot 23 year old chick with long dark hair, a rock hard stomach and awesome fake boobs?)   Ok….cool….regardless of what she might have looked like, thats what were going with……Oh, and I forgot to mention it was windy as balls at this beach ……so 23 year old smoking hot chick with long dark hair, rock hard stomach and perfect fake boobs is sitting on a beach towel sunning her perfect self….and all of a sudden a giant gust of wind comes ripping across the beach, lifts up a beach umbrella about 30 yards away from her,   wind blows this beach umbrella about 20 feet in the air, and 30 yards down the beach…..and when it lands….the tip of the umbrella impales this chick right through her thigh muscle!    Yea…it was only about 4 inches away from impaling her were most of us guys would like to impale her!  Life guards and EMT’s actually had to cut the pole of the umbrella in half it was stuck through her leg so bad……..they finally got this chick to the hospital were doctors pulled the sucker out, and stitched her up…..it did take them about an extra two hours to fix her though….cuz they were so distracted by her perfect fake breasts that were flopping around in her tight little bikini top……but what a sucky beach day that would be huh?   One minute you’re chillin out….catchin some sun….maybe drinking an ice cold beer…..and the next minute theres a freakin beach umbrella sticking through your thigh?  Ouch….

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