Did you  hear about the 35 year old chick that died from getting a toilet plunger lodged in her butt?  And not by a person....its not like SOMEONE rammed it in her butt and killed her with it....she did it herself....by accident, and killed herself......This one is quite unpleasant……

About 3 years ago a 35 year old chick named Cindy Croton from London England was at a party at her girlfriends house......and she was wasted drunk....and when she went to the bathroom...and went to sit down on the toilet for a little drunk girl pee-pee.....as she was sitting down, she was all drunk and wobbly....and instead of plopping down on the toilet....she missed the toilet....and plopped herself down on to the plunger handle that was sitting next to the toilet!   And yep....when I say she sat on the plunger,....she really sat on the plunger.....like it went way up inside her!   Ouch!   And listen to this....when she tried to pull it out....the handle broke and got lodged in her sphincter!   When she got to the emergency room.....she told doctors what happened....and they took x-rays....but for some reason, nothing showed up on the x-rays....so they just sent her home....told her she'd feel better in a few days.......well the chicks butt kept hurting for the next two years....finally she went back to the doctor....and when the x-rays finally reveled that part of the toilet plunger hand was in fact still lodged in her butt....it had already become embedded in her pelvis......so in 2008, she had two surgeries to remove the toilet plunger from her butt, ...but neither one was successful....they just couldn't dig that thing out......so last year she went back in for a third surgery.....but this time.....she experienced massive blood loss while on the operating table and died.........can you imagine that?    It took three years.....but in the end....the chick died, from a toilet plunger getting stuck in her butt......so girls, remember that....next time your drunk and wobbly and your pulling down your pants to take a drunk girl pee at a strangers house.....always check next to the toilet and make sure there is not a plunger sticking up right next to the toilet........ouch, ouch, ouch...