A Cat Playing Fruit Ninja On An iPad Or A Fat Man Licking Mayo Off His iPad — 50/50

It's time for 50/50!  You have a 50% chance of seeing either of the things mentioned in the title.  Will it be the gross one, or will it be the hot one?  Only a click will tell...

If you guessed a cat playing Fruit Ninja on an iPad, YOU WIN... a cat playing Fruit Ninja on an iPad.