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From The Bar Stool: Eat My Eyeball On Valentines Day!

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Dude I was killing the beers with last week told me about a Valentines Day massacre he recently heard about. How would you like your eyeball to end up out of your eye and stuck to the heel of some crazy chicks high heeled shoe?!

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From The Bar Stool: Meet The Dumb Stupid Drunk Baby Stroller Pusher Guy!

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Did you know you can be arrested for drunk stroller pushing? Hell yes you can, cops will cuff your butt and toss you in the joint without thinking twice! It happened to a West Virginia guy recently.

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From The Bar Stool: Bank Foreclosing On Your House? Why Not Demolish It With A Bulldozer!

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. This one is great man! A 47 year old Ohio dude received notice that the bank was foreclosing on his house, but instead of giving it back to the bank, he went out and rented a bulldozer and demolished it!

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From The Bar Stool: Crazy Cross-dressing Creepy Weirdo Guy Does Weird Things

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. A couple chicks I ended up drinking with the other night told me about this creepy guy. Any of you creepy guys looking for creepy gay anonymous highway rest stop sex? Yuk! But if you are, look this guy up!

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From The Bar Stool: Star Wars Geek Who Wants To Have Intercourse With Yoda!

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Killing the beers and recently heard a story about a Washington State Star Wars geek who got pulled over for doing 115mph down the highway. Was he wasted? Was he drunk? Was he stoned? Nope. Was he in love with Yoda from Star Wars? Yep!

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From The Bar Stool: No One Likes The Smell Of Girls’ Burning Pubic Hair!

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.

A guy I routinely drink with, who always seems to know a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff told me about a study he recently read. It’s about you and your man balls frying up like eggs and burning your sperm alive! Ouch! And some pubic hair stuff too!

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From The Bar Stool: Want To Buy an 8 Week Old Little Baby? Death To The Baby Selling Grandma!

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. I was a little drunk and on the phone with an old buddy of mine from Florida the other night and he told me how this thing went down. Says the grandmother had custody of the 8 week old grandson because her daughter, the baby mama, went to jail. As soon as the 45 year old grandma got custody, she started offering to sell the baby to people!

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From The Bar Stool: Maine Woman Gives Birth To A 200lb Alien Baby! Really? Maybe!

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Dude I was killing the beers with told me about a story he read in the news recently, said it was about a 34 year old chick from Maine named Leah Wright that was pregnant for 40 months! Now, you and I both know that babies come squirting out in 9 months, give or take a week or two right? So you’re probably thinking that this chick was carrying around some dead, rotten, petrified baby in her belly for 40 months right? I think it was an alien baby!

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From The Bar Stool: Ever See A Guys Head Get Ripped Off Then Roll Down The Street?

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. This one might be the most creatively gruesome suicide that you'll ever hear about!

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From The Bar Stool: Crazy Chick Jams Fork 6 Inches Into Boyfriends Head!

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Dude I was slamming drinks with last week told me about his cousin who’s crazy girlfriend got so pissed off she stabbed him 6 inches deep in the ear with a fork!

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From The Bar Stool: Why You Should Never Shower With A Hooker!

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Here is a great one some guys told me about Sunday afternoon while slamming beers! (Who says you can’t drink on Sunday’s?) And it is why you should never shower with a hooker! Doing other stuff with a hooker is just fine….just don’t

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From The Bar Stool: Shut Up In The Movie Theater Or Get Your Throat Slashed!

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Man I hear a ton of cool stories from people I drink with at the bar. I heard about this one about a week ago, forgot about it until day, so before I forget again, here it is! Want to get stabbed in the neck? Talk loud in the movie theater!

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