Weather geeks are having multiple orgasms reporting this storm as "Snowmageddon 11" is predicted to kill us.  Tons of snow will fall in West Michigan.   Glaciers will lift our houses right off their foundations and puppies will excrete poopsicles....we're doomed I tell you...doomed!  Thing is...we don't have to die.  Science has ways to keep us alive forever.

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