Recently while on a trip to John Ball Zoo in Grand Rapids, MI, a group of people had gathered in front of the chimpanzee exhibit, where they were watching one of the chimps jump around and entertain everyone.  Then, out of nowhere, the chimp reached between its legs and judo-quick maneuver, threw a clump of hot turd right into the crowd.  Onlookers dove to get out of the way and when the dust cleared, one poor grandma was left with a fresh chimp poo dollop sticking to her nose!  IN THE FAAAAAACE!