Sexual intercourse takes place about 2778 times around the world every 5 seconds.  So based on that rate 8 3/4 women are thinking about household chores every 5 seconds.  Crap, wait,  didn't factor in male gay relationships when calculating...lets see.....carry the 3...never mind, you get my point.

As a male how awful at sex do you have to be in order to have your woman thinking about busting out the Swiffer and really getting a spit shine on that kitchen floor?  Why do you women do so much thinking for anyway?  It's just sex.

So here's the question I want to pose to all chicks today.  If 3% of you are thinking about household chores during sex, what are the remaining 97% of you thinking about during the deed?